Cider Drinking Update
[28th Apr 2024 08:19] - Millennial Wurzel: "QR QR A, QR QR A."
Last Resort 📖
[27th Apr 2024 11:07] - All I wanted to do was to play some golf in the sunshine in Spain but, when I got here, I was completely surrounded by irate baby sheep. I asked the travel rep where the spa and sports resort was - only to be told that: "Señor, you find no sports in … Read more
Connected To Earth 🖼
[26th Apr 2024 09:27] - How things might have looked, if Jesus had chosen a trade other than carpentry.
Career Update
[26th Apr 2024 07:31] - Writing Nolan am biography Christopher I the.
Leighton Buzzard
[24th Apr 2024 13:01] - Are you paying too much for your googoo? Well, come to Leighton Buzzard! A market town in the UK where youcan always cadge a googoo. #tooShySHY
Fembot
[24th Apr 2024 07:32] - My fantasy is to create, fall in love with and then run away with a cyborg that is engineered to laugh at my jokes. I shall call her Punelope.
Fancy Dress
[12th Apr 2024 10:00] - • He: "I once went to a fancy dress party in Baku."
• She: "Azerbaijan?"
• He: "No, as a firefighter."
Divorce Court - Cooper vs Cooper 📖
[4th Apr 2024 04:23] - Judge: "Mr Cooper, I understand you're seeking a divorce upon the grounds of adultery?"
Tommy Cooper: "Aha. Yes, that's right, m'lud."
Judge: "Mrs Cooper, do you acknowledge the grounds?"
Brenda Cooper: "Yo … Read more
Mobil Garage Rolleiflex 🖼
[1st Apr 2024 23:40] - Since Dad passed away over 8 years ago, I've been desperate to find either a copy neg or a tranny of this photo he shot whilst working for Mobil. Today, I found one and I couldn't be any more excited!
Hip Hop Spelling Bee
[30th Mar 2024 10:22] - Wu Tang KillerSpelling Bees: C.R.E.A.M.
Trapped In the 80s 📖
[29th Mar 2024 10:09] - Q. Did anybody ever tell Living In A Box whether they were, in fact, living in a box? I do worry about them. Because, if they never got a proper answer to their persistent questioning, then they may have become stuck in the '80s - which possibly expla … Read more
Judean Comedy Club Compere
[29th Mar 2024 08:38] - "C'mon now, give it up for lent ladies and gentlemen, wasn't it great?"
Startup 🔗 🖼
[18th Mar 2024 21:31] - 55 years ago today the generosity of family helped this loon startup in business. David Whiting Photography is 55 years young.
Loved This Pun Of Andy's So Much I Just Had To Share It 🔗
[7th Mar 2024 13:17] - Scientist: Excuse me, is this Cern, the home of the large Hadron?
Passerby: Sorry mate, this is Cerne Abbas the home of the large Hardon.
I Have A Question, Please.
[6th Mar 2024 17:51] - Isn't it about time we all began pronouncing the word daughter the way we all pronounce the word laughter?
The Old Gags Are The Best Gags 🖼
[4th Mar 2024 14:19] - - Me: "Excuse me, do you have Chicken Snackers?"
- Aldi Store Assistant: "No sir, I always walk like this."
Motor Show
[26th Feb 2024 19:34] - Idea: A VW concept car for drivers highly susceptible to road rage. The Volkswagen V-Cross.
Rebournbury Mill 🖼
[29th Jan 2024 08:30]
Rude Boys
[28th Jan 2024 22:58] - - Them: "Steve, man. How is it you are like so stupid."
- Me: "How is this true? I have a Batchelor's degree, isn't it."
- Them: " … "
- Me: [under my breath] "Chicken and Mushroom."
Before The Hearing Aids
[27th Jan 2024 11:34] - - Steve: *brings-in her balti*
- Sharon: "WTF?! You absolute Muppet! Herbal tea, Steven. I said herbal tea."
Hospital Radio DJ
[21st Jan 2024 13:29] - "The Spice Girls there, with Spice Up Your Life; that one going to everyone in ICU, hold tight."
Overcome By A Two-For-One
[18th Jan 2024 06:42] - I made a new year's resolution to read more and committed to go to Waterstones once a month to buy a book. Yesterday I discovered that they have fantastic deals on books about romantic poetry. Byron get one free.
Six Million Dollars
[16th Jan 2024 08:30] - - Conductor: "OK! Now we're going to be playing a brand new arrangement of the theme tune for The Six Million Dollar Man."
- Lead Violinist: "Which key will we be playing it in?"
- Conductor: "Lee Major."
Streetsounds Radio 🔗 🖼
[12th Jan 2024 12:58] - Funk for people of a certain age.
Christmas Present
[10th Jan 2024 10:01] - - He: "I got this wicked Marvel Comics cooking set for Christmas!"
- She: "X-Men sieve?"
- He: "I reckon so but, like I say, it was a present so I have no idea what it retails for."