Recipe for Happiness

Scholars have searched their whole lives for it, poets have tried to convey what it's like yet I believe I can fast-track you all the way to happiness.

lyle's golden syrup

Don't Worry, Stevie's Gonna Make It All Better

I've had a little bit of a trying few months of late so it seemed entirely appropriate to share with you something that brings me just a little happiness. What's more it'll make you happy in 2 minutes flat :-)

Golden Syrup Sponge Pudding Recipe Ingredients

For this recipe you will need:
1 x kitchen
1 x bowl
1 x microwave
1 x spoon
2oz self raising flour
2oz margarine
2oz caster sugar
1 x egg
1 x tablespoon of water

Be Patient. Happiness is Now Just 2 Minutes Away...

Mix all the edible ingredients in the bowl. Cook for 2 minutes in the microwave at 800 watts.

Don't Be Stingey With the Golden Syrup!

Pour on as much golden syrup as your fillings will allow.

Be happy.

Cheeky chiro avatarCheeky chiro30th November 1999
Happiness is golden syrup pudding pour moi but not for the decomposing lion on the Lyle's logo .... Someone explain that to me? !
Steve Whiting avatarSteve Whiting30th November 1999
Hello Cheeky :-)
Now, I heard somewhere that the whole lion thing was an Old Testament biblical reference. Never seen it as a decomposing carcass before - flapjacks will never be the same again now!
When I'm done you may view my sauce.http://www.whiteink.org
Steve Whiting avatarSteve Whiting30th November 1999
Yup. Old Testament reference documented at http://www.lylesgoldensyrup.com/ourstory.php (see the year 1904)
When I'm done you may view my sauce.http://www.whiteink.org
PlainTalkingHR avatarPlainTalkingHR7th October 2011
Well, I'll have to try this when I get home tonight! By the way, recently when we (@BronwenPTHR and I) were on our Olympic Park tour in Stratford, we went past the Golden Syrup factory, it was big so as Steve says, we'll be very generous with our Golden Syrup! Yummy! :-)
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Andy avatarAndy7th October 2011
Alternatively, the Beatles once sung 'Happiness is a warm gun', not sure that it's quite as tasty as a warm sponge though.

Another quick recipe for Pizza is as follows:
For this recipe you will need:
1x Phone
1x Debit Card (or cash)

Happiness is Just 30 Minutes Away...
Use phone to call Pizza delivery place. Use card (or cash on delivery) to pay for pizza

Don't be Stingey With the Toppings!
Heap on as many toppings as your belt-buckle will allow.

Be happy.




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Andy avatarAndy7th October 2011
Hmmm, looks like my " < / parody " bit got eaten by the web page...
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdayshttp://www.andypyne.com
Steve Whiting avatarSteve Whiting7th October 2011
Yay to strip_tags("$whateverandytypes");
That in itself made me very happy. Fanky.
When I'm done you may view my sauce.http://www.whiteink.org
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