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The Crown vs St John le Pop

- Judge: "M. Le Pop. You are charged with the creation and circulation of some of the worst puns in living memory and, as such, shall face a criminal sentence. Before I pass sentence, do you have anything to say for yourself?"

- St John le Pop: "Your Honour, as is written in the good book, Matthew 13.19-20: These puns are like the seed which felon the road. Some seed felon the stony ground."

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