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Divorce Court - Cooper vs Cooper

Judge: "Mr Cooper, I understand you're seeking a divorce upon the grounds of adultery?"
Tommy Cooper: "Aha. Yes, that's right, m'lud."
Judge: "Mrs Cooper, do you acknowledge the grounds?"
Brenda Cooper: "Your honour, from day one we have had an open marriage. On our honeymoon my husband told me that I could have affairs."
Tommy Cooper: "A fez, Brenda. A fez!"

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