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Spice Girls The Movie, yeah?

Seeing as we don't want Chinese money to build our nuclear energy plants, we need to harness popular culture and to turn to private, commercial equity to develop a new source of clean, sustainable energy.

Spice Girls The Reactor.

First site: Spice Mel B.

This new reactor is powered by the elusive element that's exclusive to The Spice Girls: the Zig-a-Zig-ah.

No-one has actually captured this subatomic particle. So, my plan is to put Mel B into a box with a quantity of Zig-a-Zig-ah that may, or may not, be there.

No-one ever, ever opens the box to observe whether Mel B has managed to capture the Zig-a-Zig-ah and so we setup a superposition.

Mel B really, really, really, really wants the Zig-a-Zig-ah and the reactor will capture the energy released by Mel B in her quest for it. Thus generating a power source with an infinite life, with Mel C on standby (working in the Spice World visitor centre) as a failover contingency.

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