Surely You Don't Mean That?
- Archbishop: "Well, it's certainly been different and a retirement reception I'll not forget in a hurry, that's for sure."
- Archdeacon: "Well, I can't take all the credit for it, Reverend Spooner was the one who booked the cabaret."
- Archbishop: "Quite so. Who'd have thought that a Land Rover would hold our attention for 45 minutes at the end of the evening."
- Archdeacon: "But that was what you asked for, wasn't it…?"
- Archbishop: "No, not really. I said it was a pity that we couldn't have got Shirley Bassey."
- Archdeacon: "SPOONERRRRRRR!!!"
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