Drying Up

- Chief: "What's that?!"

- PC Spooner: "It's an owl, Sir."

- Chief: "I can see that but what's it doing?"

- PC Spooner: "Lactating, sir."

- Chief: "I am going to regret asking for an explanation, aren't I Spooner?"

- PC Spooner: "You asked for a teat owl, sir."

- Chief: "A tea towel Spooner. I said: 'Get me a tea towel."

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