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- Chief: "Spooner, please tell me why you are holding this airline employee prisoner, photographing him strapped to a chair and demanding that his next of kin pay a ransom?"

- PC Spooner: "You wanted me to get our review and approval ratings up."

- Chief: "I know I'm going to regret asking but, go on, I'm waiting for it."

- PC Spooner: "I'm using trussed pilot."

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