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- Serg: "Spooner, the Chief is mortified, shamed and feels so hell-bent on having his revenge that he simply can't be permitted to be in the same room as you, let alone catching sight of you."
- PC Spooner: "Blimey Serg! What have I done this time?"
- Serg: "The Chief instructed you to set-up the boardroom for a press conference."
- PC Spooner: "Yes sir."
- Serg: "Spooner, what was with the Fresian cow behind the Chief Constable and DCI Hardman?"
- PC Spooner: "That was the UHT display you advised me to provide Serg."
- Serg: "UHD, Spooner. UHD."
- PC Spooner: "Ahhhhhh. That would explain why I was asked to insert an HDMI cable."
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