Men In White Coats
- Me: "You remember me telling you about the nano-spectro-aura analyser I was developing at the Sub@omic laboratory…?"
- He: "Yes, I think so."
- Me: "It's my pioneering laboratory bench test equipment to detect a Scouse sense of humour in subjects."
- He: "Oscilloscope?"
- Me: "No, I've named it the Lilly Savage Meter."
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