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- Me: "Good morning, thank you for making the time to meet me. I have done my market research and I think there's room for a new restaurant brand; one that that delivers a deluxe dining experience, based upon the amazing street food I tasted in the capital of Pakistan. Can we talk about a commercial loan for this business concept of mine?"

- Bank Manager: "Islamabad idea…?"

- Me: "No, absolutely not! But we're giving pork a wide berth."

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