Star Trek
- Kirk: "Uhura, open a hailing frequency."
- Uhura: "Channel open, Captain."
- Kirk: "This is Captain James T Kirk of the starship Enterprise, identify yourself!"
- Klingon Captain: *white noise*
- Kirk: "Switch your camera on."
[5 mins later]
- Kirk: "You're on mute. Press the microphone button!"
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