Three Little Words

I created a new Instagram account to parody the dross that generally slops about in platforms such as LinkedIn.
My starting point was the creation of a nonsense, valueless, vacuous positioning phrase: "Bananas maximise vitality". AI helped me appreciate the construction of this phrase as a standard English subject-verb-object composition.
The next step was to ask AI to compile a fat list of randomly generated words fitting the three word subject-verb-object framework and off we go.
I chose to open with something that appears as though it's topical and well-intentioned, rooted firmly in the noise that is Trump vs Greenland.
Thereafter, it's going to be full throttle: "Cheese examines ambiguity"; "Oxygen underlines piousness"; "Thought displaces sediment"… that kind of slop.
The surrealer the better.
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