Listed Buildings
- First Line Support: "Hello, thank you for calling Microsoft Cloud Support, my name is Andi, how may I help you today?"
- Reverend Spooner: "I've lost the, erm, what do you call it… the thing containing all of the photographs of our church and outbuildings which I've taken to submit to The Historic Buildings and Monuments Commission in England."
- First Line Support: "Directory…?"
- Reverend Spooner: "Yes, it's a blessed hovel."
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