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Meanwhile, In The Paintshop

- Customer: "I'm finding it really difficult to identify the paint finish I need. Can you help me?"

- Sean Connery: "Yesh, indeed. We maintain a databache of paint colour and finish, right here, on thish shpreadsheet."

- Customer: "Eggshell?"

- Sean Connery: "No. It's Lotush 123."

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