Hitting The G Spot
- Frances Spooner: "Hello darling, I'm home!"
- Reverend Spooner: "Welcome home, darling. Happy Valentines Day! I've done something special, you know, that thing you said you wanted…?"
- Frances Spooner: "Oh, William. How exciting, you naughty, naughty boy!"
- Reverend Spooner: *opens dining room door*
- Frances Spooner: "Oh my lord! What is that smell? ... William - there's excrement all over the G Plan!"
- Reverend Spooner: "Hope you like it. Does it made you feel horny Frances?"
- Frances Spooner: "William. I said I would like to try satin sheets."
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