Nostradamus Futureologist
In 20 years time, I swear that the user interfaces of all our kitchen appliances are going to be just like:
- Microwave: "Hey! Are you enjoying our Porridge Sensor Autocook feature? Why not leave us a Google Review whilst we're preparing your meal?"
- Me: *Presses Decline Button*
[3 minutes later]
- Microwave: "Your porridge is cooked! Mmmmmm, it looks so yummy! Want me to take a photo and upload it to Instagram?"
- Me: *Presses Decline Button*
[1 week later]
- Me: *Blearily walks into the kitchen*
- Microwave: "Hey, Steve! I hope I find you well this morning? I wanted to reach-out to you to ask you how your porridge was last week and whether you'd like to offer Panasonic some feedback…?
- Kettle: "Hey, Steve! … "
- Toasted Sandwich Maker: "Hey, Steve! … "
- Fridge: "Hey, Steve! … "
- Coffee Grinder: "Hey, Steve! … "
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