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Brexiteers Assemble!

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Come hither, oh ye noble and patriotic Leavers. The grip of the EU doth choketh air from lungs that demand only ye purest of English air. Assemble, now. Muster, strong, such anger that brought-forth the tragedy that be Brexit and apply that narrowest of mind to the issue of our sovereignty. Assemble in the streets, give voice to thine disquiet and take back control once again. They now taketh away our Lightning connection! Do they not understand that little Britain won the right to decide its own future? We righteous few, we who refuse to state whether we accept cookies or not, we disciples of King Canute refuse to be told how we may maketh connecting and charging of our mobile devices easier.

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