https://www.whiteink.org An RSS feed of biscuits shared directly from Steve Whiting - Whiteink en-gb (c) 2026 Steve Whiting Web Diffusion Sat, 14 Mar 2026 10:36:20 GMT Prompt Engineers are merely modern day equivalents of Arthur Dent telling a Nutri-Matic Drinks Synthesiser that he wants a cup of tea. #shareAndENJOY Sat, 14 Mar 2026 10:36:20 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=431 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=430 Proof positive, were any required, that Instagram is the modern day equivalent of Playschool. Dumbed-down, short-form, brain-rot. Tue, 10 Mar 2026 10:54:48 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=430 "And coming-up next, on ITV1, it's Britain's Got Trident." Mon, 09 Mar 2026 19:43:31 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=429 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=428 Mon, 02 Mar 2026 21:33:06 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=428 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=427 Because there's something, a CAPTCHA. 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Yet when appearing on TV, the sound of the mechanics get over-dubbed with digital bleeps as if to suggest the device is digital.Also,… Sat, 21 Feb 2026 20:13:36 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=422 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=421 When young people come to me and ask me what I think is going wrong with the world, I dismissively gesture in the general direction of The Floor on ITV and mutter This…Nothing to do with Rob Brydon, we like him, don't we? Nothing to do with… Sat, 14 Feb 2026 21:18:13 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=421 Q. What do you call a violin maker who is somewhat promiscuous?A. Straddle various. Sat, 14 Feb 2026 17:35:31 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=420 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=419 - Event Manager: "You complete and utter bastard! What have you gone and done? I told you we needed engineers for Thomas before the Annual Summer Fete!" 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