https://www.whiteink.org An RSS feed of biscuits shared directly from Steve Whiting - Whiteink en-gb (c) 2026 Steve Whiting Web Diffusion Sat, 11 Jul 2026 19:23:12 GMT Michael Bublé's name means Michael breast milk. Sat, 11 Jul 2026 19:23:12 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=472 You see, I can't help but think that all this started to go to rat shit as soon as Dr Snuggles stopped dreaming of a better tomorrow. Thu, 09 Jul 2026 13:07:36 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=470 - Me: "I went on a training run tonight, out beyond the north of Luton, so that my social media guy could shoot some video for my new kit sponsor." - He: "Asics?" - Me: "No. The A505 out towards Hitchin." Fri, 03 Jul 2026 18:45:47 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=469 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=468 The 3m square on the hypotenuse. The area of the square attached to the longest side of a triangle equals the sum of the areas of the squares on the other two sides. Thu, 02 Jul 2026 20:40:39 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=468 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=467 - Serg: " … " - [time passes] - Serg: "I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be looking at. Is it some kind of burlesque? All I know is that I'm not sure that it's quite the surprise you said you had in store for me when… Mon, 29 Jun 2026 16:38:27 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=467 I tried to write an anagram that almost spelt disaster. Mon, 29 Jun 2026 16:15:23 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=466 I said Reverend Spooner's felly smart. He really is one fart smella! 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Wed, 20 May 2026 07:42:50 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=455 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=454 - PC Spooner: "Charlie Four, I have eyes on target, pursuing suspect vehicle along coastal road, proceeding north towards Hartlepool. Over." - Control: "Roger, Charlie Four. Redcar?" - PC Spooner: "No, it's a black Audi saloon.… Sat, 16 May 2026 20:14:11 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=454 Onomachupicchu - noun: words which phonetically imitate, resemble or suggest something that sounds somewhat Peruvian. Thu, 07 May 2026 02:16:30 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=453 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=452 Ken Fucky Tried Chicken. Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:04:10 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=452 - Printer: <INSERT YELLOW INK>- Me: 😜 Mon, 27 Apr 2026 11:47:28 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=408 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=448 Sat, 25 Apr 2026 07:26:42 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=448 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=447 "So, in conclusion. Do away with tiresome actors, by making my film: 'Withnail AI'. Thank you for your interest, I am now happy to answer any questions you may have." Fri, 24 Apr 2026 02:24:09 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=447 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=446 Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:52:01 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=446 https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=445 - Tech: "Hey! Kids! Buy this iPhone, sure, it'll cost you more but it's very cool and it'll make you look and feel cool.- Me: "Cool!"- Life: "You will be unable to function unless you have at least 3 parking apps on your… Sun, 19 Apr 2026 15:27:16 GMT https://www.whiteink.org/biscuit.php?pg=445